Saturday 3 December 2011

Uncontrollable Wind As A Means Of Communication and The Path to THe Top While Simultaneously, Single Fartedly SAVING The Music Industry...TAH DAH!

    • Yes, will reluctantly admit was moved by Dougie winning I'm a celeb, not least because his windy bromance with Mark Wright made me feel less bad about the dignity stripping cataclysmic chemo farts that issue forth loudly when saying 'good day' at the super Market simultaneous to a smile and chatty greeting, or whilst over taking! This is the worst option as they only get the green smoke sans smile and tends to ruin what limited social contact I can still manage. In an attempt to cover up my own surprise, I did realise this was perhaps an innovation. I am after all a woman who currently says hello with BOTH ends as fashioned by Mark Wright. Mine is due to muscle cramps as I have lost the ability to clench in any meaningful way, his is a ritual signifying his authenticity, definitely better on television with a camera crew as breathing is considered essential for most people Probably is not a bad thing, but a communication skill that needs exploitation in my dastardly attempt to win friends and influence people, as I hobble forth in my endeavour to take over the world.This is one area where audio is definitely winning at least. Trust me as someone who is thwarted on a daily basis by free downloads this is one sound and smell you won't want to sample.....just need to find a way to release simultaneously to every illegal download.....
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